Featuring John Jarboe (Bastille Day's Edith Piaf) and Dito Van Reigersberg (Martha Graham Cracker), joined by a choir of Bearded Ladies company members and Philebrities, all vying to wear the controversial and coveted shoulder pads and face cream of Crawford.

Mommie Queerest is a camp-popera devoted to exploring the domestic and performative atrocities of MOMMIE DEAREST. There will be a cocktail orientation and reception before and a dance party to follow! 

This performance is a FUNraiser for the The Bearded Ladies Cabaret and will feature a live auction during the performance. Bring your stash of singles to buy a slap from Kate, eyebrows by Kristen, or a Bearded Ladies t-shirt from anyone!

And remember, the Beards always know where to find the boys and the booze!